Found via BoingBoing.
Is your pizza too tough to cut with a fork? Are you too precious to just pick up the damn slice and bite into it? Then, my friend, this pizza slicer/fork is for you.
Yes, it's a fork with a little bitty pizza cutter on it.
Here's the description from the Miles Kimball website:
Pizza Fork and Cutter
Slice and eat with the same utensil! This time-saver cuts through pizza crust, forking up bites and delivering them right to your mouth! Great for other pancakes and waffles too. Stainless steel; dishwasher safe. 8 1/2"L x 2"W.
Well where to start? Does this device really save you any time? I suppose if you were the sort of person who switched from fork to pizza cutter to cut your pizza slice in little teeny bites before eating it might save you time but at what cost to your dignity?
And since when is a pizza a pancake or waffle? Read that sentence in the description - "Great for other pancakes and waffles too." A pizza is not a pancake! A gun is not a toy and a pizza is not a pancake! This might explain why people are looking at you funny when you pour maple syrup on your pepperoni slice.
Of course as a Chicagoan I have another objection to this instrument. Can you imagine sinking that little slicer thing into a big thick slice of Chicago-style pizza pie? It'd get stuck like a sportscar in a snowbank, and then, (if you're the sort who needs this device), you're likely to starve to death.
Most. Useless. Pizza fork/slicer. Ever.