A distraction: Burger King put up a site with a subservient chicken (or more accurately a guy in a chicken suit) that will do what you tell it to do. The site is here.
Try "play baseball", or "cartwheel", or "do jumping jacks". Think up your own commands. It's a great little site if you like the absurd.
Tell it to the chicken. No really, tell it to the chicken. OK, he just stands around when you do tell him that, but...
Where is the highbrow stuff? I see meat and potatoes and a damn chicken site. Sheesh.
I think I need to go back to Fark. Now there's highbrow.
This from a man who's idea of "haute cuisine" is getting the Chunky brand cream of mushroom soup?
And to think he was my best man...
Don't knock the good stuff until you try it with Pork Rinds.
Besides, weren't y'all supposed to enlighten me out of my endemic Woodstockian culinary drab monotony? Or was that something else?
I don't know, Bryan - I'd still say that meat and potatoes are still a step above cartwheeling chickens....
I have to say the tone of this blog seems to be deteriorating...
; )